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Die lysie storie…

Januarie 27, 2010 in Sonder kategorie

Do you get regular massages?  Nee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you have an answering maching? Nee!! 

What cuss word do you use the most? No comment.

Are you overweight or underweight?  Presies een sak mieliemeel.

Can you see your veins?  Huh?

Favourite…

Soap?  Johnson’s

Fruit? Groen Ouma’s

Kind of red meat?  Steak!!!

Fish?     Nee dankie!

Candy bar?  TEMPO!

Have you ever…

Eaten a whole bag of chips?  Gisteraand

Eaten lobster? Nee Dankie!

Climbed a mountain?  Oh yeah!

Been skydiving?  Nee dankie!

Been waterskiing?  Knee-boarding.

Do You…

Wish you could change something about your life?  Don’t we all?

Like Salt and Vinegar chips?  Net Sout s’blief.

Eat salsa?  Jip

Own a boat?  Yeah Right!

 

 

What is…

A small thing that people let slide but that actually has dire consequences?  Asseblief?

Your most macho trait?  Winter-wollies…!

The longest relationship you’ve ever had? 38 jaar met my ouers!

Your most embarrassing thoughts?  Om te dink iemand kan dalk my gedagtes lees!

Your most shameful moment?  Toe ek per ongeluk op my kleinding se changed nappy gaan sit het…en so deur die shopping centre moes loop!

This/That…

Bath/Shower?  Bad

Markers/Crayons?  Makers

Pen/Pencils?  Pen. 

Jelly/Cream cheese?  Cream Cheese (Smooth)

Bagel/Toast?  Toast

Finish…

My great weakness is…  om nooit NEE te kan sê nie!

I wish I was…  myself – all the time.

Three things I wouldnt do for a million dollars are…   om vir myself te lieg, ‘n Merc ry, en … my geheim.

The oddest thing I have ever put in my mouth is…  Aap-vleis! 

Firsts…

Credit card you had?  Master

Loan you got was for?  R 320.00 om my eerste ooit maand se rent te betaal.

Paycheck was for how much?  R 530.00

Time you had stitches?  Ek was 6 jaar oud, onder my oog. Sussie-revence oor haar vinger in die deur. 

Time you went to hospital for something?  6 jaar – mangels

Lasts…

List everything you ate in the last 24 hours?  Bacon, Egg, toast, tomato, grilled mushrooms, Tempo, biscuits, Pasta, packet Chips, Bacon, Egg, Toast, Tomato, Sausage, Chicken, Rice, TV Bar, Tempo Bar…and going home now-now.

Last thing you used a credit card for?  R 45.00 Cake and Coffee on 17 Dec 2009 

What was your job previous to this one?  Om ‘n voorbeeldige skooldogter te wees!

Last thing you celebrated? Huweliks herdenking?

Last time you were at a sports bar?  Eish?

6 antwoorde op Die lysie storie…

  1. katrina het gesê op Januarie 27, 2010

    Haha vir daai nappy!

  2. nee maar jy eet darem lekker vandag!

  3. “The oddest thing I have ever put in my mouth is… Aap-vleis! “

    Rerig?!

  4. VozSola het gesê op Januarie 28, 2010

    Serious! Maar dis ‘n baie laaaaannng storie.

  5. As jy nou gesê het “Aap-Wors” het ek my gaai af gelag VZ!
    ;-))

  6. VozSola het gesê op Januarie 28, 2010

    lol! Ek’s maar ‘n plane Jane and stick to the basics…Chilèwors, want boerewors het maar mos almal ‘n stukkie vark in hulle…?

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