dis nou die logika van ‘n moeilike Ma

Januarie 30, 2014 in Uncategorized

hierdie stukkie in my e-pos mandjie gevind.   Moet my nie vra hoekom dit ‘n Joodse ma is nie, ek weet ook nie

Daughter: “Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?”
Jewish Mother: “You’re going out?”
Daughter: “Yes.”
Jewish Mother: “With whom?”
Daughter: “With a friend.”
Jewish Mother: “I don’t know why you left your husband. He is such a good man.”
Daughter: “I didn’t leave him. He left me! ”
Jewish Mother: “You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies and nobodies.”
Daughter: “I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids? ”
Jewish Mother: “I never left you to go out with anybody except your father.”
Daughter: “There are lots of things that you did, and I don’t.”
Jewish Mother: “What are you hinting at? ”
Daughter: “Nothing, I just want to know if I can bring the kids over tonight.”
Jewish Mother: “You’re going to stay the night with him? What will your
husband say if he finds out?”
Daughter: “My EX husband. I don’t think he would be bothered.
From the day he left me, he probably never slept alone!”
Jewish Mother: “So you’re going to sleep over at this loser’s place?”
Daughter: “He’s not a loser.”
Jewish Mother: “A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is a loser and a parasite.”
Daughter: “I don’t want to argue. Should I bring over the kids or not? ”
Jewish Mother: “Poor children with such a mother.”
Daughter: “Such a what?”
Jewish Mother: “With no stability. No wonder your husband left you.”
Daughter: “ENOUGH!!! ”
Jewish Mother “Don’t scream at me. You probably scream at this loser too! ”
Daughter: “Now you’re worried about the loser? ”
Jewish Mother: “Ah, so you see he’s a loser. I spotted him immediately.”
Daughter: “Goodbye, mother.”
Jewish Mother: “Wait! Don’t hang up! When are you bringing them over?
Daughter: “I’m not bringing them over! I’m not going out!”
Jewish Mother: “If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?”

6 antwoorde op dis nou die logika van ‘n moeilike Ma

  1. Genade,wat ‘n opstairs tante!Mens sal soms verstom staan oor mense se redenasievermoeens.Lekker gelees.

  2. Dit klink soos ‘n Joodse ma, hulle is berug daarvoor om vreeslik in te meng
    🙂

  3. wat is ‘n huis sonder ‘n besorgde moeder

  4. tina10 het gesê op Januarie 31, 2014

    Die eerste keer is dit snaaks maar moenie dink sy hou ooit op nie … dis wat mens ‘n skoonma heks noem!

  5. Bwhaahahaha!

    So al in die rondte geloop – nice een!

  6. Elly het gesê op Januarie 31, 2014

    Sjoe! Ek sou lankal opgegee het!

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