‘n donkiestorie

Julie 17, 2012 in Sonder kategorie

 The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
race again and it won again.

The local paper read:
PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of 
publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter
the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper headline read: 

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS.


This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get
rid of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted 
the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she 
sold it to a farmer for $10.The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains whereit could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE..


The Bishop was buried the next day.

 

The moral of the story is . . .

being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery. .

even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life.

14 antwoorde op ‘n donkiestorie

  1. CBL1979 het gesê op Julie 17, 2012

    Hehehe! 😉

  2. TS het gesê op Julie 17, 2012

    hehehehe… ek het nou lekker gelag… So jammer niemand wil my Ass hê nie.

  3. benvanbruggen het gesê op Julie 17, 2012

    Toe maak die biskop dit toe nie.

  4. benvanbruggen het gesê op Julie 17, 2012

    Jy moet adverteer dat jou ass wild en free is.

  5. TS het gesê op Julie 17, 2012

    Haai nooit Oompie

  6. :-)))

  7. lora2me het gesê op Julie 17, 2012

    Die lewe is kort genoeg. Hakuna matata.

  8. HeavyHenry het gesê op Julie 17, 2012

    🙂

  9. benvanbruggen het gesê op Julie 17, 2012

    jou Ass se ore gaan hang.

  10. Carol460 het gesê op Julie 17, 2012

    So ‘n êshoul ! :-))

  11. postatdo het gesê op Julie 18, 2012

    LOL!

  12. Wrong het gesê op Julie 18, 2012

  13. sirpsa het gesê op Julie 18, 2012

    :-))

  14. I-like-silly het gesê op Julie 19, 2012

    dis ‘n classic die een!!!

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