sommer so vlakketjie. (18S) waarsku net om aan die veilige kant te bly
Februarie 24, 2011 in Sonder kategorie
Baie van julle ken die ou storietjie dalk, vir sommige gaan dit seker ook nie eers so snaaks wees nie en eintlik moes ek geweet het wat gaan kom. Maar ek het so lekker hier op my eentjie gesit en lag dat ek dit toe maar wil oorvertel.
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her husband’s sex drive.
“What about trying [email protected]@?” asks the doctor.
“Not a chance,” says Mrs. Murphy. “He won’t even take an aspirin for a headache.”
“No problem,” replies the doctor. “Drop it into his coffee, he won’t even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got on.”
A week later Mrs. Murphy returns to the doctor and he inquires as to how things went.
“Oh it was terrible, just terrible doctor.”
“What happened?” asks the doctor.
“Well I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to make passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible.”
“What was terrible?” said the doctor, “was the deed not good?”
“Oh no doctor, it was the best I’ve had in 25 years, but I’ll never be able to show my face in Mugg & Bean again.”
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