Sout van die aarde

Februarie 15, 2010 in Sonder kategorie

Hierdie inskrywing bevat vuil taal, so hou verby as dit jou gaan pla.

Die Soutmyne is diep onder die grond en seker nie ‘n lekker plek om te werk nie. ‘n Mens het altyd gehoor van die soutmyne in Siberië waarheen die Russe destyds hulle “subversiewe elemente” heen gestuur het.

Vandag leer ek toe daar is soutmyne in Poland ook, en in Duitsland, en met die huidige yskoue weer in Europa met al die sneeu is growwe sout, oftewel “rock salt” in groot aanvraag.

My vriend Honza is ‘n besigheidsman in Praag, vandag skype ek hom oor iets heeltemal anders, maar sy saak is vandag sout.

Hier is die tersaaklike gedeelte van ons skype kommunikasie – julle sal sien dat almal maar kak het.

Die skype kommuikasie:

[7:03:21 PM] Petrus : whats new in Cz?
[7:06:50 PM] Honza : new ? shit in CZ  is continuing
[7:07:05 PM] Honza : election year
[7:07:30 PM] Honza : fucking preferencis
[7:07:56 PM] Honza : if social democrats win find house in Gansbaai for me
[7:08:34 PM] Petrus : haha , did you see the news of our fucking president.. apart from having 3 wives he also has a baby with one of his girlfriends. how is winter?

[7:17:47 PM] Honza : yes good winter unfortunately we are run out of rock salt because our polish partners stop export due to their own troubles in Poland fuck
[7:18:29 PM] Honza :: our main customer Prague has salt for three days
[7:18:36 PM] Honza : fuck

[7:18:50 PM]Petrus : what the fuck are you doing with all this salt?

[7:19:32 PM] Honza : I have more than ten years company for import this fucking salt for winter routes

[7:19:50 PM] Petrus: for the roads ?

[7:19:59 PM] Honza : roads
[7:20:03 PM] Honza : yes
[7:20:05 PM] Honza : fuck
[7:20:15 PM] Petrus : like the salt road in Namibia, from Henties Bay up to Cape Cross?
[7:21:51 PM] Honza : no for brake up snow from snowing roads

[7:22:21 PM] Petrus : shit, and now where will you get salt?
[7:22:40 PM] Honza : nowhere
[7:22:48 PM] Petrus : oh fuck

[7:23:26 PM] Honza : we ordered 5000 tons and polish fuckers delivered 400 tons a week
[7:23:33 PM] Petrus : why?
[7:24:33 PM] Honza : because they have production around 3000 tons a day
[7:24:46 PM] Honza : and salt is missing in whole Europe stop export was political decision

[7:25:17 PM] Petrus : oh fuck, is the salt mine empty or what is the problem, workers are on strike or what?
[7:25:51 PM] Honza : lazy Polish fucking miners
[7:26:20 PM] Honza : they cannot produce more because off mine lift capacity
[7:26:46 PM] Honza : in this mine is copper and salt under copper
[7:26:55 PM] Honza : only one fucking lift
[7:27:04 PM] Petrus : typical Polish way
[7:27:23 PM] Honza : yes you are absolutely right

[7:27:36 PM] Honza : and this is goverment company
[7:27:52 PM] Petrus : even bigger fuckup
[7:27:55 PM] Honza : copper is expensiver than salt
[7:28:04 PM] Petrus : yes of course
[7:28:05 PM] Honza : yes

[7:28:27 PM] Petrus : are they fucking communist or just stupid?
[7:28:42 PM] Honza : both

[7:28:51 PM] Petrus : thought so, idiots

[7:29:26 PM] Honza : but simmilar situation is in whole Europe because of strong winter everywhere
[7:29:40 PM] Petrus : yes, I hear there is a lot of snow
[7:30:00 PM] Honza : for sure german salt mine is running 24 h a day
[7:30:19 PM] Honza : and still salt missing everywhere
[7:31:06 PM] Petrus : the Germans will run their salt mine 24 hrs, but I guess demand is high
[7:32:04 PM] Honza : yes what is the worse is that our companies are gov. companies and now they are on the knee but later they will be heroes and will demand fine
[7:32:21 PM] Petrus : shit
[7:32:29 PM] Petrus : big shit
[7:32:44 PM] Petrus : of course from you, not from Poles

[7:33:45 PM] Honza : no from me, but now I can use only your African way solve problems. I will solve it when it comes
[7:33:59 PM] Petrus : I guess so
[7:34:24 PM] Petrus : good luck

5 antwoorde op Sout van die aarde

  1. Dis nou interessant!
    Kan ons nie iets vir Honza organize vanaf Klawer nie? Hier is nou ‘n groot soutbesigheid, die sout kom van Papendorp se soutpanne.
    (Sal seker nie Honza se demand bevredig nie)

  2. Vetjan het gesê op Februarie 16, 2010

    In Engeland is daar tans groot nonsens want die ouens verkoop sand en gruis as growwe sout, daar is inderdaad oral ‘n tekort aan growwe sout

  3. Vetjan het gesê op Februarie 16, 2010

    Ja ek weet nie wat die sout produksie daar teen die weskus is nie, ek dink die groot ding is die vervoer daarvan.

  4. zephur het gesê op Februarie 16, 2010

    Sout van die aarde…ja sout was op ‘n tyd meer werd as goud.

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