Jy blaai in die argief vir 2010 Maart.

Ietsie oor gister se rugby vir Jan

Maart 14, 2010 in Sonder kategorie

Het jy gister se wedstryde gekyk Jan? Pragtig né? Nommer een en twee op die log is SA-spanne. Met die Lions en die Sharks uit die race bly net jou span oor om in te haal vir die semifinaal. Ek hoop jou  jou lotto-noodplan se stap nommer 14 werk. Dit sal die finaal se oorwinningslied net soveel lekkerder maak.


Stap 14)  Bel die ref in volgende Bloubul-Cheetah wedstryd en maak beter offer as Bloubulle.


Sterkte vir Saterdag.

Lekker naweek

Maart 12, 2010 in Sonder kategorie

Bulls 37 Highlanders 11


Stormers 28 Hurricanes 6


Geniet die afnaweek alle Vrystaters.


Oorgeslaande Ockert.

Maart 12, 2010 in Sonder kategorie

Plakkersmet het weer die blog bevuil.  Die volgende onvanpaste lasterlike vuiltaal is op Modderkoekie se blog geplak.

 

Ockert skryf: Ag jirre jou ou toskuiken maar jy is ok maar fokken kinderagtig. Ek sien nou eers hierdie kak van jou! Ruk jouself bietjie reg. Jy het serious fokken issues jou ou teemhol. WTF? Ek reageer: Onthou Ockert, jy beledig en belaster wederegtelik ‘n blogger  van statuur op ‘n openbare forum.  Duidelik het jy nie die insig om te besef wat met jou kan gebeur nie.


Ockert skryf: Net ‘n dom poepol loop en vertel hy is deel van die intelligenter deel van die blogoseaan. Nee fok!  Ek reageer: Jy noem my ‘n dom poephol, weer eens op ’n openbare forum. Jy dink jy kruip weg in die kuberruim maar daar is iets oppad na jou toe.  

 

Ockert skryf: Wie praat so? “Kom ons stuur die skoorsoekers planke toe”. Het jy al ooit punt natgemaak?  Ek reageer:  Ek vermoed dat selfs die eensellige Amoeba Proteus sal besef dat puntnatmaak en planketoe nie in dieselfde konteks pas nie.

 

Dalk moet jy dit oorweeg om jou aggressie op iets anders te probeer verplaas, want iemand met jou vlak van totale ongemanierdheid en emosionele beheerverlies is nie welkom in blogland nie.

Kindersielkunde

Maart 11, 2010 in Sonder kategorie

Die beroemde Duitse skrywer Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe het gesê mens kan nie berge oorwin sonder om moeilike kronkelpaaie te loop nie.  Kom ons plavei die kronkelpaaie op pad boontoe.

 

Kom ons dink kreatief. Die Olimpiese ski-kampioen Picabo Street se insig is verstommend: As iemand vir my sê  daar is net een manier om om goed te doen, dan word ‘n vuur onder my agterstewe aangesteek. Dan is my eerste reaksie: “ Ek gaan jou verkeerd bewys.“

 

Onthou, dinge wat onmoontlike lyk is boot dinge wat ons nog nie geleer het nie. (Charles W. Chesnutt)

Welkom terug SoNel

Maart 10, 2010 in Sonder kategorie

Hartlik welkom terug SoNel. Jou wegbly het almal ontstel, maar dankie dat jy weer met ons is.


Ek is deur die feeskomitee opdrag gegee om ‘n baie spesiale prys aan jou toe te ken. Jy wen die prys vir die woordvlotste blogger in Arikaans en Engels. Well done. Om grootmeester PG du Plessis aan te haal is jy ‘n meisie om  “geweet van te wees”.


Tydens die oorhandigingseremonie gaan twee mooi jong kinders tango as simbool van ons dankbaarheid.


Groete


ouboet

Flou grappe

Maart 10, 2010 in Sonder kategorie

Hoekom staan 17 blondes buite die kroeg en wag?
Want hulle moet 18 wees om in te kan gaan.


Hoekom gooi die blond krummels in die toilet?
Sy voer die toilet duck.


Hoekom maak die blond net een skoenveter vas?
Want op die skoen staan “Taiwan”.


Hoekom staar die blond vasgenael na die resepteboek?
Die resep se: “Moenie roer nie”.


Hoekom hou die blond lee bottels in die yskas?
Dis vir vriende wat nie drink nie.

Communication in marriage and relationships

Maart 9, 2010 in Sonder kategorie

Is the the legal term: The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth not sometimes “kind of” challenging in a relationship of trust?

 

Communicated reality: Husband: I see Don has a touch with women. I mean, the way he looked in your eyes and the way he came over to you. Wife: I think Don is just a nice and polite guy.  Husband: Is that it? Wife: Maybe he held me a little too tight on the dance floor, but I didn’t want to make an issue of it. He does that with his wife and all other women.  Husband: Did he try to touch you? Wife: No, hell you know my attitude towards other men.

 

Reality:  Don tried his luck in no uncertain terms. He subtly caressed the upper edge of her panties. His compliments were directly aimed at testing her possible response to the call. He suggested coffee together to discuss an ostensibly thin and fabricated cause. She was thrilled by the first glimpse of the call.  “Hell, I don’t know. If somebody sees us it will be blown out of proportion.  Let me think about it.” At the close of the dance he touched her breast very subtly with his wrist. She was thrilled.

The great call

Maart 9, 2010 in Sonder kategorie

 

CLERGY AND THE CALL

In a small and highly conservative community at least 3 highly respected clergymen fell prey and responded to the great call. One continued calling while he vigorously quoted the relevant sections of the Ten Commandments from the pulpit. 

 

ADULTERY: THE MOTHER OF SIN

Women view adultery by their loving husbands as the mother of sin. Men are even worse and whorify their cheating wives, even after a single encounter judged as having had merit from various logical perspectives. Sex, as the Bible tells us, is the ultimate sharing of love between two people in the holy state of matrimony.  By far the majority of men had their fare share of sex before marriage, but are deeply worried about what could happen with their 16-year old daughters on their first date.

 

POWERFUL MEN AND THE GREAT CALL

Powerful men, American presidents included, and the great call have been associated for ages.  Most really powerful men and the sin of the flesh have met sometime and somewhere. Why? Let us watch the tango in slow motion:

 

He calls the music:

 

Hypothesis 1:          Powerful men fire on all cylinders and answering the call is part of giving structure to their energy driven lives.

Hypothesis 2:          Powerful men are used to taking risks and answering the call, with its perceived short term payoff, is part of the risk

Hypothesis 3:          Powerful men are creative and downing a beauty is a further challenge to his creative abilities

 

 

She calls the music:

 

Hypothesis 1:          Powerful men intrigue the fairer sex. Women use their magic merchandise as first step to enter a powerful world

Hypothesis 2:          The perceived power of wealth.

Hypothesis 3:          Their husbands are non-achievers

 

Looking at the above simplistic causes in isolation is obviously a grave underestimation of the genetic magnetism that exists between the sexes.  The brute and unstrained power of the flesh comes into play in all corners of the world. The powerful man is merely an idealised catalyst to offset the process. 

HINDSIGHT OF A 50-YEAR YOUNG WAM

Maart 9, 2010 in Sonder kategorie

 

I don’t say it’s good. I don’t say it’s bad. I say it the way it is.

 

At the age of 15 my parent’s and their fourtysomething friends looked pretty old to me. Ten years later, at 25 and at the brink of the holy institution of marriage, they looked even older and much nearer to the end of their lives on earth. At our 30th matric anniversary some former female colleagues, rapidly approaching 50, appealed to me at the brink of their beauty. They smelled much better than the first girls I kissed; their faces were incredibly made up; their wit splendorous; in short; their total giving excelled the best I’ve ever seen and experienced in half a century.

 

Granted, sexy women anywhere between 18 and 60 appeal to 50-year old males, but the problem occurs on the returning side of the argument. Not all 50-year old males appeal to the women in  said category, especially those in the first two quadrants, unless of course if you’re super rich.

 

Life so far has been full of surprises. Now, half a century since my first cry as infant I feel younger than 35 years ago when I first grasped the real meaning of age. At fifty one sees life through a different dimension of time and space. 

 

At fifty by far most WAM’s have had at least one encounter with the flesh outside the small circle of holy matrimony. The desire for the brutal flesh has been the most significant call on male senses since the origin of mankind. This desire was overwhelming long before man inhabited mother earth. If the theory of evolution is but one percent correct, sexual contact was perfected before the most basic form of organic life emerged from cosmic discharges.

 

No form of play can be fairly, or remotely, compared with the mother of play. Imagine a slender tall woman showing you a glimpse of her round breast firmly covered in a thin lace bra when she incidentally or intentionally bends down? Imagine a dress with a sizeable slit and a brief glimpse at blue silk panties with a slightly see through insertion over the hidden treasure? Is the call of calls fair to the limits of the normal man?

 

I often wondered about the fairness of the section in the scripture dealing with the fundamental issue of temptation. In broad terms it implies that people will never be tempted beyond their reason or abilities. Did I understand it correctly? Is lace covered flesh strengthened by a subtle smile included in the metaphor?

Vir MaanKind

Maart 8, 2010 in Sonder kategorie

Het jy gister se artikel “Waar is Adam Small se Hertzogprys“ deur Jason Lloyd gelees?  Ek stem heelhartig met die groot kanonne soos Breyten en TT Cloete saam dat hy veels te lank misgekyk is. 


Kanna Hy Ko Hystoe moes al tydens die hoogtepunt van die apartheidsjare die Hertzogprys vir drama gekry het. Sy gedigte is ook puik.


‘n Woordskepper van sy statuur het 13 jaar laas gepubiseer. Tydens apartheid is baie sondes gepleeg, waarvan hierdie miskyk beduidend uitstaan.


Sorry, die fontgrootte pla.