Boere computer dictionary (a cut and paste funny)
November 10, 2010 in Sonder kategorie
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Monitor
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Keeping an eye on the braai
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Download
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Get the firewood off the bakkie
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Hard drive
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Trip back home without any cold beer
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Keyboard
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Where you hang the bakkie and bike keys
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Window
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What you shut when it’s cold
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Screen
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What you shut in the mosquito season
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Byte
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What mosquitoes do
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Bit
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What mosquitoes did
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Mega Byte
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What mosquitoes at the lake do
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Chip
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A bar snack
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Micro Chip
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What’s left in the bag after you have eaten the chips
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Modem
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What you did to the lawns
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Dot Matrix
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Oom Jan Matrix’s wife (classic!)
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Laptop
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Where the cat sleeps
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Software
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Plastic knives and forks you get at KFC
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Hardware
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Real stainless steel knives and forks from Checkers
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Mouse
Mouse Pad
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What eats the grain in the shed
Where the mouse takes the grain it does not eat
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Mainframe
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What holds the shed up
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Web
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What spiders make
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Web Site
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The shed (or under the verandah)
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Cursor
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The old bloke what swears a lot
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Search Engine
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What you do when the bakkie won’t go
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Yahoo
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What you say when the bakkie does go
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Upgrade
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A steep hill
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Server
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The person at the pub that brings out the lunch
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Mail Server
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The bloke at the pub that brings out the lunch
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User
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The neighbour that keeps borrowing things
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Network
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When you have to repair your fishing net
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Internet
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Complicated fish net repair method
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Netscape
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When fish maneuvers out of reach of net
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Online
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When you get the laundry hung out
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Off Line
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When the pegs don’t hold the washing up
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jeanihess het gesê op November 10, 2010
Ah ha ha:) splendid; I just realized that i have missed you!
Wolletjies het gesê op November 10, 2010
Brilliant :))
ilsesalzwedel het gesê op November 10, 2010
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???? 🙂 Hope you are well!
ilsesalzwedel het gesê op November 10, 2010
I thought so too, LadyBug!