Tannemys (Ilse Salzwedel)

Okay, ek sien jy’t besluit jy’s nie ‘n sensitiewe siel nie…

Just a bit of news of general interest before I share the joke that had me laughing and snorting like a berserk baboon. (An even scarier sound if you are the only one awake at 22h30 at night.)

Anyhoe, zipped to Pretoria and back today. Zipped, you may ask? Yes, zipped indeed. It seems that MOST of the work on Gauteng highways and byways are done, and apart from a bottle neck near Lynnwood off-ramp (both south and north) it felt like I was flying to and fro. (If you keep your eyes peeled for the barriers, of course.) But yes, it seems that Gauteng’s roads at least may be ready in time for FIFA 2010! (So, at least the tourists will be escape from the highjackers at great speed…) *Cynical Tannemys ordered to leave the room*

*Enters Tannemys-the-eternal-optimist* Drie hoeras vir die padwerkers: hoer, hoer, hoer, a, a, a (soos ons altyd op Stellenbosch gese het).

Nou vir die grappies (en dis hier waar my shrink moet ophou lees vir ‘n sekonde):

Gatiep: Gammat, wasse honne het djy?
Gammat: Haskies.
Gatiep: Ek vra wasse honne het jdy man….
Gammat: Haskies!!!!!!!!
Gatiep: Ag *okof – Djou, dowe donner!

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Sielkundige vra : Kyk jy vir jou vrou se gesig tydens sex? “Ek het 1
keer en sy’t redelik die hel in gelyk!”  

Hoe dan so?  

“Sy’t by die venster ingeloer……!”

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Baas toets blond se wiskunde: “As ek vir jou R5 miljoen minus 10% gee,
hoeveel trek jy af?”  

Blond: “Als Meneer!…. Skoene, rok, bra, pantie. ALLES!!

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‘n Engelssprekende vrou gee geboorte. Sy vra die ‘blonde’ nurse:
“Is it a boy?”  

Nurse: “Nee mevrou, dit is ‘n wit kind.”