A joke about (open water) swimming, spesiaal vir Kokomo
September 23, 2009 in Sonder kategorie
Kokomo’s post about open water swimming suddenly made me remember a lot of silly jokes my brother used to tell when he was in Matric and moi still a tiny, impressionable thingie in 3d grade. I remember him telling this one after the other. So, here goes:
Little boy to his mother: “Ma, Ma, I don’t want to go to Australia anymore!”
Mother: “Shut up and swim!”
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Little boy to mom: “Ma, ma, can I go and play with Ouma?”
Mom: “NO, it will be the third time this week you dig her up.”
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Little boy to mom: “Ma, ma, what’s that hole in Dad’s back?”
Mom: “Shut up and eat your kidney and steak.”
(Oh, I forgot to mention they are somewhat gruesome… But then, my big boet loved torturing me. He also told me a match can burn twice. I sat there, stupefied and UTTERLY impressed with this piece of knowledge, while he lit a match, blew it out and promptly pressed it into my leg. I had the mark to show for YEARS! But then, he also had some marks to show for that when my mom got hold of him…)
bronnie.l het gesê op September 23, 2009
oh dear! the love/torture of siblings!
ilsesalzwedel het gesê op September 23, 2009
Indeed! Today we are extremely close.
Alvilda het gesê op September 24, 2009
Goodness me, it is such a long time since I heard these. Brings back plenty of memories. Thank you.
ilsesalzwedel het gesê op September 24, 2009
Only a pleasure Alvilda!! Have a brilliant braai day!
ilsesalzwedel het gesê op September 24, 2009
Thanks Kokomo! You too!