Funny out-of-office e-mail replies

September 22, 2009 in Sonder kategorie

Tired of your boring old out-of-office reply? Want to spice up your mail-life? (As opposed to the male in your life, or the life in your male!!!) Then by all means feel free to use any of the following witty, nifty and very informative replies as your automatic one. And why not leave some of your own in my comments section? Maybe we can create the Official Letterdash Interesting Excuses Etc Thesaurus.

1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply
to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of
the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received
anything at all.

3. Sorry to have missed you, but I’m at the doctor’s having my brain
and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I
return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted
in the
order it was received.

5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged R5.99
for the first 10 words and R1.99 for each additional word in your

6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your
message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try
sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can
see who did this over and over and over…)

7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing
system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a
reply in
approximately 19 weeks.

8. Hi, I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait by
your PC for my response.

9. I’ve run away to join a different circus.

10. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical
reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ‘Lucille’ instead of

5 antwoorde op Funny out-of-office e-mail replies

  1. Only a pleasure, KF. Here at Tannemys & Sinterklaas Inc we like to be of service to mankind. (But don’t come looking for a job if this gets you fired.)

  2. 🙂

  3. Excellent! 🙂

  4. !!!

  5. Bly ek kan julle laat smaail!

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