vir die lagspiere…

Oktober 18, 2012 in Sonder kategorie

An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long,
discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly
in his direction with the intention of having lunch.


The old Doberman thinks, “Oh, oh! I’m in deep shit now!”


Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew
on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about
to leap, the old Doberman exclaims loudly,


“Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more
around here?”


Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of
terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.


“Whew!,” says the panther, “That was close! That old Doberman
nearly had me!”


Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree,
figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from
the panther. So, off he goes.


The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a
deal for himself with the panther.


The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, “Here,
squirrel, hop on my back and see what’s going to happen to that conniving
canine!”


Now, the old Doberman sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and
thinks, “What am I going to do now?,” but instead of running, the dog
sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn’t seen them yet,
and just when they get close enough to hear, the old Doberman says …….


“Where’s that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another
panther!”


Moral of this story…


Don’t mess with the old dogs… Age and
skill will always overcome youth and treachery!

Bull Shit and
brilliance only come with age and experience.


If you don’t send this to five ‘old’ friends right away, there will be five
fewer people laughing in the world.


Of course, I am in no way insinuating that you are old, just ‘youthfully
challenged’.


You did notice the size of the print, didn’t you?

10 antwoorde op vir die lagspiere…

  1. zephur het gesê op Oktober 18, 2012

    LOL

  2. Lekker slim ou hond!

  3. Carol460 het gesê op Oktober 18, 2012

    Lekker vinnig gedink !

  4. TS het gesê op Oktober 18, 2012

    Ek is ook al ‘n ou hond maar glad nie so slinks nie

  5. laat dit vir luiperdjie ‘n les wees

  6. baie!!!

  7. flinkdink!

  8. presies!

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