whaaaaaa haaaaaa!!!!!!!!

Maart 18, 2008 in Sonder kategorie

 

Vasectomies

After having their 11th child, a Brakpan (South Africa) couple decided that was enough. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn’t want to have any more children…

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy but that it was expensive. (For people staying in Brakpan, paying more than R50 for anything other than booze, car accessories or a sound system, is expensive).

A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Brakpan), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10! The man said : “Aag, yinne, I maait not be de cleverest oke in the wurlt, but I dussin see how putting a cherrie borm in a beer can, next to my ear, is going to help me.”

“Trust me” said the doctor…

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb, and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: ” Wun, twooo, freee, forrr, faaaiife,” at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand!!!

This procedure also works in: Springs, Primrose, Kempton Park, Orkney, Randfontein, Hercules, Pretoria North and Brits.

12 antwoorde op whaaaaaa haaaaaa!!!!!!!!

  1. henrysh het gesê op Maart 18, 2008

    Dis seker ‘n nice grappie as jy nie in Randfontein skool gegaan het en nie nou in Kempton Park bly nie.. 🙂

  2. graansie het gesê op Maart 18, 2008

    Nja haaa haa!
    Ja nee, hierdie is darem maar ‘n classic!! Ag sjame.
    Ek hoop jy het lekker dag vandag, ek wens hierdie weer wil nou bietjie change, ek mis al die son! 😀

  3. peet1 het gesê op Maart 18, 2008

    Hehe ek mag lag ek het groot geword in Brakpan. Hoe herken jy die bruid in ‘n troue in Brakpan?
    Sy is die een met die wit sweetpak.

  4. vanniek het gesê op Maart 18, 2008

    Dis lekker in die Oosrand! Hahaha!

  5. kerneelsie het gesê op Maart 18, 2008

    Ek het al soveel fun gehad as ek die grappie vertel. Dit werk goed in Vereeniging ook. hehehe

  6. Magrietjie het gesê op Maart 18, 2008

    Arme man!
    Magrietjie

  7. jacovwyk het gesê op Maart 19, 2008

    Goedkoop en vinnnig! Shame…

  8. Cosmos het gesê op Maart 19, 2008

    Sooo bly my valley tel nie daaronder nie

  9. shlwanjan het gesê op Maart 19, 2008

    …and in some KOVSIE koshuise…

  10. rayofsunshine het gesê op Maart 19, 2008

    hehehe! Shame

  11. and now there is no cherry on top !

  12. and now there is no cherry on top !

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