Rules by men

Julie 17, 2012 in Sonder kategorie

We always hear the rules from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
Please note…. They are all numbered “1”. On purpose!
1- breasts are for looking at, thats why we do it. Dont try changing that..
1- learn to work the toilet seat. You are a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You dont hear us complaining when you leave it down.
1- saturdays= sports. It is like the full moon. Let it be.
1- shopping is not a sport!
1-crying is blackmail.
1-yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to every question.
1- A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1- If you think you’re fat, you probaly are, dont ask us.
1- If it itches, it will be scratched, we do that.
1- If we ask what is wrong, and you say nothing, we will act like nothing is wrong, we know you are lying, but its just not worth the hassle.
1- When we go somewhere, anything you wear is fine, really!!
1- Dont ask us what you are thinking about, unless you are prepared to talk about sex , sports or cars.
1- You have enough clothes.
1- You have to many shoes.
1- I’am in shape, round is a shape.

Thank you for reading this, yes i know i will have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know men likes that, its like camping!

 

Blikskottel: Loves to be a man

4 antwoorde op Rules by men

  1. HeavyHenry het gesê op Julie 17, 2012

    🙂

  2. Blikskottel het gesê op Julie 18, 2012

    Ek kon ook net glimlag…

  3. Perdebytjie het gesê op Julie 18, 2012

    He!he!Chauvinisme is maar deel van ‘n man se psige.Wat van ‘n kompromis oor die toiletsitplek?..Maak die toiletsitplek ook toe,dan moet albei iets oplig om te wieps.

  4. Blikskottel het gesê op Julie 19, 2012

    ha ha…ja so is dit maar seker.

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