Church bloopers

Januarie 30, 2012 in Sonder kategorie

“The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir. “

“Thursday night — Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.”

“The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.”

 

“This evening at 7 pm there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.”

 

“Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.”

 

“Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.”

 

“Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.”

 

“When parking on the north side of the church, please remember to park on an angel.”

“The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.”

 

” For those who have children and don’t know it, there is a nursery downstairs.”

 

“This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Jones to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.”

” Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.”

 

“The Associate Minister unveiled the church’s new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: “I upped My Pledge – Up Yours.”

 

“The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister’s daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.”

 

” Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.”

 

Blikskottel..is in good spirits, two more days then he’s on his way home.

10 antwoorde op Church bloopers

  1. I agree and soon I will be at my home and in the arms of my wife.

  2. TS het gesê op Januarie 30, 2012

    Ag ek is saam met jou bly… hoeveel jaar moet jy nog so werk?

  3. katrina het gesê op Januarie 30, 2012

    Snaaks!

  4. LOL Home sweet home. Not much sweeter than that

  5. Yip, but it is sad that we have to work outside RSA to be accepted for our worth.

  6. Ek’t ook so gedink.

  7. Ek werk so omdat ek nie in RSA met al sy gemors wil werk nie. My familie ken niks anders nie en so leef ons ‘n beter lewe ook.

  8. TS het gesê op Januarie 31, 2012

    Tot jy 60 is of is daar ‘n ander plan? Skuus as dit te persoonlik is

  9. Daar is ‘n plan maar vir nou het ek nog ‘n kind op skool en ene op universiteit. Dus so oor twee jaar kan ander deure dalk oopgaan….intussen het nog ene oopgegaan en vandag kry ek dalk moerse goeie nuus oor ‘n groot geleentheid, ook in die buiteland. Ek bid al die pad.

  10. Imagine toe hulle daai goed uithaal…

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