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This is politically incorrect…..but still funny!

Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims (American comedian, radio and TV personality)

 

1.. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim

2.. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes. You may be a Muslim

3.. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim

4.. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean. You may be a Muslim

5.. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim

6.. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim

7.. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim

 8.. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim

9.. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim

10. You find this offensive or racist and don’t forward it. You may be a Muslim.

 

Blikskottel: knows that humour is sometimes used to highlight sad truths.

Disclaimer: Blikskottel does not take any responsibility for asma attacks, tripping of people over their own feet or any other stupidity attack, that this post might cause. Blikskottel does not always agree with the American take on muslims, nor wish to offend anyone, but merely wish to show how some people in the USA view muslims.