Funny kids prayers

Januarie 13, 2012 in Sonder kategorie

“Dear God, my Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go?

“Dear God, do you draw the lines around the countries? If you don’t, who does?”

“Dear God, did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident?”

“Dear God, maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my brother.”

“Dear God, if you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes.”

“Dear God, is Pastor Dan a friend of yours, or do you just know him through the business?” “Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really cool.”

“”Dear God, please take care of my daddy, mommy, sister, brother, my doggy and me. Oh, please take care of yourself, God. If anything happens to you, we’re gonna be in a big mess.”

“Dear God, if You can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a real good time like I am!”

“Dear God, I say your prayer every night, ‘lead us not into temptation and deliver us some e-mail’ but I never get an e-mail from you. Do you have my right address?”

“Dear God, instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t You just keep the ones You have?”

“Dear God, please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.”

“Dear God, we read Thomas Edison made light, but in Sunday school they said You did it. I bet he stole your idea.”

“Dear God, did the unicorns miss the ark? Too bad the skunks didn’t miss.”

 

Blikskottel… loves the honesty of young children

14 antwoorde op Funny kids prayers

  1. TS het gesê op Januarie 13, 2012

    Glimlag!

  2. net soos kinders dit kan doen.

  3. Dierbaar 🙂

  4. Jip, ek wonder wat Yahweh daaroor dink.

  5. Verseker.

  6. Ja baie breed, glimlag ek ook.

  7. Ek dink daars remoer in die hemel soos die engele saam lag.

  8. frikve het gesê op Januarie 14, 2012

    Great dankie! Sulke kinderonskuld voel altyd vir my soos ‘n vars briesie wat deur ons mense waai – bring bietjie perspektief terug.

  9. Absoluut.

  10. Ek stem saam, ek dini ons verloor maklik perspektief soos ons ouer word.

  11. Ha ha ha ha!

  12. Yes, I wonder what they pray in Zim, especially about Mugaab?

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