Jy blaai in die argief vir 2011 Desember.

Good plan gone wrong

Desember 8, 2011 in Sonder kategorie

It was actor Clint Eastwood’s birthday last week and to celebrate, a few of his friends got together and organised a sky writer
to put a message above the Hollywood sign.

I don’t think it worked out the way they wanted it to …

Some modern UK humour

Desember 5, 2011 in Sonder kategorie

Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London.  Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.

Following the riots in Tottenham, it’s important to remind ourselves that not all black people are stereotypical thieves and arsonists.

The vast majority are drug dealers and rapists.

Riots in Wythenshawe last month caused over £1 million worth of improvements

Muslims have gone on the rampage in Bradford, killing anyone who’s English.
Police fear the death toll could be as high as 5.

Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she shut her eyes and stopped breathing.
I thought she was dead, until I saw the red spot on her forehead and realised she was just on standby.

Just fostered a Muslim.
All 4 cans hit him right on the back of the head.

They’ve had to cancel the panto ‘Jack & the Beanstalk’ in Birmingham, Bristol, Oldham, Bradford, Burnley, Leicester, Luton and London:
Apparently the giant couldn’t smell any Englishmen.

Years ago it was suggested that, “An apple a day keeps the doctor away.”
But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I’ve found that a bacon sandwich works a treat!

 

Blikskottel…knows that humour sometimes hides serious truths

Pastor’s Business Card

Desember 1, 2011 in Sonder kategorie

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.  At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.  

 

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote ‘Revelation 3:20’ on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

 

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned.  Added to it was this cryptic message, ‘Genesis 3:10..’

 

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.  Revelation 3:20 begins ‘Behold, I stand at the door and knock.’  Genesis 3:10 reads, ‘I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.’

 

Blikskottel: Remembers when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?