Time for a raise

Desember 20, 2011 in Sonder kategorie

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.

I work at great depths.

I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.


Sincerely, P. Niss


The Response Dear Penis:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

You do not take initiative – you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the Correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.


And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.


Sincerely, V. Gina


Blikskottel…knows that selfraising flour is his wife’s favourate..(he he)

19 antwoorde op Time for a raise

  1. Does selfraising flour work?
    Could do with some then.

  2. TS het gesê op Desember 20, 2011

    giggel… *bloos*

  3. Neander het gesê op Desember 20, 2011

    Two bags? Wow!

  4. Stuitige Blikskottel !

  5. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

  6. Lisaman het gesê op Desember 20, 2011

    Hahaha I totally agree with V. Gina!!!

  7. I am not surprized at all.

  8. Millions of women swear by it.

  9. Bloos se gat…die waarheid is die waarheid.

  10. Tenminste net twee sakke en nie al die crown jewels soos die fatcats maak nie.

  11. Seker omdat ek amper oppad is huistoe.

  12. Groete

  13. Is this true in Zim as well?

  14. frikve het gesê op Desember 21, 2011

    Hierdie is brilliant – maak my dag!!

  15. Shame Mr P Niss it is a no win situation for you!Ha – ha!

  16. Dis seker so.

  17. Sien jy iets van jouself raak? Hoop nie so nie.

  18. Not so funny for Mr Niss or his handler.

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