Jy blaai in die argief vir 2011 November.

Sugar coated lies.

November 28, 2011 in Sonder kategorie

Today I have to mention these things:

1. All these preachers on TV, who sell their merchandise but ask for people to send donations or gifts as payment. These idiots should get a freakin wakeup call and be honest for a change. Call for payment by its name and do not try to hind behind fancy but empty words. You wanna make profit and dodge taxes, we all know it.

2. People who use “community projects’ as ways and means to make money for their own pockets and if asked about this get really nasty.

To people like this: The wheel turns and may you get a klap against the head every morning. You succ bigtime by taking advantage of people in need and sugar coating your particular brand of lies.

Blikskottel: has had enough of this type of shit…

Horribly familiar

November 19, 2011 in Sonder kategorie

It all sounds horribly familiar …. Teaching Maths in Britain (and Greece , Spain , Portugal ,Ireland etc)

1. Teaching Maths In 1970: A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

2. Teaching Maths In 1980: A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100. His cost of production is 80% of the price. What is his profit?

3. Teaching Maths In 1990: A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100. His cost of production is £80. How much was his profit?

4. Teaching Maths In 2000: A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100. His cost of production is £80 and his profit is £20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

5. Teaching Maths In 2005: A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habit of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. Your assignment: Discuss how the birds and squirrels might feel as the logger cut down their homes just for a measly profit of £20.

6. Teaching Maths In 2009: A logger is arrested for trying to cut down a tree in case it may be offensive to Muslims or other religious groups not consulted in the felling licence. He is also fined a £100 as his chainsaw is in breach of Health and Safety legislation as it deemed too dangerous and could cut something… He has used the chainsaw for over 20 years without incident however he does not have the correct certificate of competence and is therefore considered to be a recidivist and habitual criminal. His DNA is sampled and his details circulated throughout all government agencies. He protests and is taken to court and fined another £100 because he is such an easy target. When he is released he returns to find Gypsies have cut down half his wood to build a camp on his land. He tries to throw them off but is arrested, prosecuted for harassing an ethnic minority, imprisoned and fined a further £100. While he is in jail again the Gypsies cut down the rest of his wood and sell it on the black market for £100 cash. They also have a departure BBQ of squirrel and pheasant and leave behind several tonnes of rubbish and asbestos sheeting. The forester on release is warned that failure to clear the fly tipped rubbish immediately at his own cost is an offence. He complains and is arrested for environmental pollution, breach of the peace and invoiced £12,000 plus VAT for safe disposal costs by a regulated government contractor. Your assignment: How many times is the logger going to have to be arrested and fined before he realises that he is never going to make £20 profit by hard work, give up, sign onto the dole and live off the state for the rest of his life?

7. Teaching Maths In 2010: A logger doesn’t sell a lorry load of timber because he can’t get a loan to buy a new lorry because his bank has spent all his and their money on a derivative of securitised debt related to sub- prime mortgages in Alabama and lost the lot with only some government money left to pay a few million pound bonuses to their senior directors and the traders who made the big gest losses. The logger struggles to pay the £1,200 road tax on his old lorry however, as it was built in the 1970s it no longer meets the emissions regulations and he is forced to scrap it. Some Bulgarian loggers buy the lorry from the scrap merchant and put it back on the road. They undercut everyone on price for haulage and send their cash back home, while claiming unemployment for themselves and their relatives. If questioned they speak no English and it is easier to deport them at the governments expense. Following their holiday back home they return to the UK with different names and fresh girls and start again. The logger protests, is accused of being a bigoted racist and as his name is on the side of his old lorry he is forced to pay £1,500 registration fees as a gang master. The Government borrows more money to pay more to the bankers as bonus’s are not cheap. The parliamentarians feel they are missing out and claim the difference on expenses and allowances. You do the maths.

8. Teaching Maths 2017:


Blikskottel: Simply cannot see how inviting foreigners into a country helps in the long run. 

Check out these tits!!

November 16, 2011 in Sonder kategorie

I am  sorry,
it’s in awfully bad taste –









Blikskottel: like all real men, admits to loving tits. 

My dog is not for sale!

November 13, 2011 in Sonder kategorie

Please be advised,


I am sick and tired of receiving questions about my dog who mauled six illegal immigrants, four eleven thieving Politicians, two Muslim Clerics, nine teenagers with pants hanging down past their cracks, eight customer service desk people speaking in broken English, three flag burners, a Pakistani taxi driver and several yuflieg idiots.


Blikskottel says: FOR THE LAST TIME…. My dog is not for sale!!

11-11-11, ask your bank day!!!

November 11, 2011 in Sonder kategorie

Here are a list of SA Bank email addresses for your convenience:


ABSA [email protected] African Bank [email protected] Bidvest [email protected] Capitec [email protected] FNB [email protected] Nedbank [email protected] Sasfin [email protected] [email protected] Standard Bank [email protected] Home loans: [email protected] Credit cards: [email protected] Vehicle finance: [email protected] Wesbank Private individuals accounts:[email protected] Business accounts:[email protected] SA Home Loans [email protected] FINSA http://www.finsa.co.za/contactus.aspx DirectAxis https://www.directaxis.co.za/contact-form.aspx

Please, just for once let us stand together and ask the banks to explain their way of doing business. People are suffering, the world is in chaos and if we do not get the truth exposed, nothing will change for the better.


Seriously, just try this: email your bank and ask them these very simple questions:

  1. Are you in possession of an original, lawfully binding contract between us and where can I inspect it?
  2. Provide me with proof that you actually loaned me MONEY.
  3. If I pay this debt of, please confirm in writing that you will return the original instrument of indebtness(promissorry note, promise to pay).
  4. Please confirm in wrting any information that you have, as far as this debt was sold on into any securitazation system, as well as proof that I gave permission for this.
  5. Please provide a certificate, as per GAAP, that an actuall lawfull loan did take place.

Blikskottel…begs you to do this and do not stop untill you get an answer.

Ask your bank day!!!

November 8, 2011 in Sonder kategorie

This Friday, 11.11.11 is “Ask your bank day.” Below is a basic letter template which you can modify in your own words. It has been edited specifically for South Africa. We want as many people as possible to send this to their bank. Ideally, we should hit the “send” button as close to 11:11 am (or 11:11pm) as possible. We ask that you put this on Facebook, Twitter, send to all your contacts, etc. To make your life easier, you can get the email address for your bank here. If we can get bank employees to see the light, they can put pressure on their slave masters to instigate positive change.


As we speak, a million Americans are deliberately withdrawing money away from ordinary banks in favour Credit Unions: http://www.prisonplanet.com/bank-transfer-day-signals-backlash.html

Dear [Your bank]

I have recently discovered three extraordinary pieces of information about my [credit card / home loan / vehicle finance / personal loan / business loan].

1. You did not loan me money Your advertising led me to believe that you “lend” money in the ordinary and everyday sense of the word. However, it turns out that I have been misled. In actual fact, the money you pretended to loan me was created “out of thin air” using a computer generated accounting system. I honestly believed that you were lending me real money which you had rightfully earned as part of your ordinary course of business. You did not tell me the truth up front and I am disturbed by your lack of disclosure and perpetuating what is clearly a false belief in the market.

2. Securitisation I have learned that, in all likelihood, my promise to make monthly payments (called a promissory note) was on-sold to a third party in a securitisation scheme. I have also learned that in our law, once a promissory note is sold, the bank who sold it loses all their rights and has no legal standing to the asset thereafter. If this is true, then quite possibly you are unlawfully seizing people’s homes, cars, businesses, furniture, equipment, etc. I am disturbed by the implications of securitisation, which I have now learned forms part of a secret “shadow banking” and derivatives industry which is 20-30 times larger than the GDP of the entire planet. This is outrageous. I did not ask to be responsible for the pension funds of my fellow working class citizens. I do not want to be the “surety” that supports an industry where bankers make hundreds of trillions of dollars. And I had no idea that I was putting small businesses under huge pressure because they cannot compete with large retailers and corporations who sell shop card debt for an immediate lump sum of money.

3. If you can do it, so can I Your bank is a limited liability corporation. I am a human being of unlimited potential. If it was not for me, you would have no power. Stephen Goodson is a director of the South African Reserve bank and he confirmed publicly that commercial banks create money “out of nothing.” Therefore, I must have this same power as you do. I am currently learning how to apply the Bills of Exchange Act to settle any bank created “debt” with a negotiable instrument instead of using ordinary “debt-money.” Debt-money is not backed by any natural resource. It can only be created when it is borrowed into existence and the interest that is charged on top of that is called usury which is hugely unfair to the vast majority of people. The interest in our money system cannot, and will not ever be paid back.

Now that I have learned the above three points, it would seem that I have immediate power over your institution. I do not have to wait for the next election, committee decision or majority vote. However, it is not my intention to enforce my rights and cause chaos. You are doing a wonderful job of creating havoc all by yourselves. In fact, it must be said that your bank and the banking industry in general are conducting yourselves in a way that does not create the kind of society that my family and I wish to live in.

We can see this first hand in Greece, Iceland and the US, as well as Ireland, Portugal, Spain and a host of other countries around the world. In the interests of a better future for this country, I hereby ask you, on this auspicious day of 11.11.11, to please initiate the following policies:

I ask you to not to forcibly take money out of a person’s bank account ever again. I ask you to NOT intimidate your customers with threatening or harassing phone calls or SMS messages. If a customer is struggling to repay what you call a “loan,” I ask that you allow them a fair opportunity to negotiate new terms directly with you.

To ensure long-term food security for the people of this great country, I ask that you immediately begin planting organic food gardens on every property that you own. This food will be handed out freely to your employees and to any hungry or homeless person that is in need. You will not use any artificial fertilizer, chemicals or genetically modified seeds. In order to monitor the progress of the above,

I ask that you please put up a website that will be updated weekly to publish the following: A searchable list of all court summons that have been served for that week, ensuring that people have ample notice to defend any legal action against them.

A facility that will disclose to a customer the full details with any securitisation that occurred on their promissory note.

The progress of all changes you have undertaken and implemented to create a better planet and society for mankind and future generations.

 I look forward to a future where banks and people work together instead of fighting each other. I look forward to giving people the opportunity to break free of financial slavery.

More importantly, I look forward to a future where new and sustainable thinking is embraced and adopted for a better tomorrow.


Regards, [Your name]

Blikskottel: Know that somehow we need to confront this evil of the banks and their systems.

Why tax people on a natural occurance?

November 7, 2011 in Sonder kategorie

Habibullo Abdussamatov,

Dr. Sc. Head of Space research laboratory of the Pulkovo Observatory, Head of the Russian/Ukrainian joint project Astrometria (translated from Russian by Lucy Hancock)


 Experts of the United Nations in regular reports publish data said to show that the Earth is approaching a catastrophic global warming, caused by increasing emissions of carbon dioxide to the atmosphere. However, observations of the Sun show that as for the increase in temperature, carbon dioxide is “not guilty” and as for what lies ahead in the upcoming decades, it is not catastrophic warming, but a global, and very prolonged, temperature drop.


Blikskottel… wonder if the true reasons for global warming is not ignored in order to fleece people.

World record attempt…coming to you soon.

November 6, 2011 in Sonder kategorie

My friend Gwarr has four extra tickets for the Robbie Knievel (son of Evil Knievel) who will be flying into South Africa so as to stage a Event at the Ellis Park Grounds next weekend, if anybody wants them.

Robbie is going to try to jump over 1,000 Malema supporters with a Caterpillar D-9 bulldozer.


Doesn’t he want to go for a “World Record”? Shouldn’t we get all 5 thousand that attended his “Economic Freedom March”??

The opening acts will be music by: Die Koeksisters (performing thir hit song, “Die Stem”, done in all 11 official languages, followed by up and coming band, African National Criminals. Their hit song “Freedom sucks” are expected to reach number one in the township chart very soon.


Blikskottel…sadly will not be able to attend due to actual work responcibilities.

Open letter to wall Street, a must read!

November 4, 2011 in Sonder kategorie

People are ‘fed’ up! Posted on October 12, 2011 by anticorruptionsociety|

1 Comment ACROSS THE COUNTRY MANY PEOPLE HAVE ACKNOWLEDGED THAT OUR COUNTRY “HAS BEEN LOOTED” BY THE FEDERAL RESERVE, WALL STREET AND THEIR PALS IN WASHINGTON! There are many now recognizing that Washington can’t be fixed. The Executive Branch has been under the control of both the banksters and Wall Street for a very long time. Congress has been bought by 1) AIPAC and other 2) special corporate and banking interests.

An Open Letter to Wall Street October 4, 2011

William Rivers Pitt

Protesters, some dressed as zombies, walk the streets as part of the Occupy Wall Street protests, which began three weeks ago, in New York. Before anything else, I would like to apologize for the mess outside your office. It’s been three weeks since all those hippies and punk-rockers and students and union members and working mothers and single fathers and airline pilots and teachers and retail workers and military service members and foreclosure victims decided to camp out on your turf, and I’m sure it has been quite an inconvenience for you. How is a person supposed to spend their massive, virtually untaxed bonus money on a double latte and an eight-ball with all that rabble clogging the sidewalks, right?

Your friends at JP Morgan Chase just donated $4.6 million to the New York City Police Foundation, the largest donation ever given to the NYPD. You’d think that much cheese would buy a little crowd control, but no. Sure, one of the “white shirt” commanding NYPD officers on the scene hosed down some defenseless women with pepper spray the other day, and a few other protesters have been roughed up here and there, and having any kind of recording device has proven to be grounds for immediate arrest, but seriously…for $4.6 million, you’d think the cops would oblige you by bulldozing these troublemakers right into the Hudson River. Better yet, pave them over with yellow bricks, so you can walk over them every day on your way in to work. That’s what you do anyway, right? Every single day. I know it. You know it. We might as well be honest about it, and if some shiny golden bricks wind up serving as anonymous tombstones for your working-class doormats, well, that’s just what they call in Wisconsin “hard cheese.”

You’re a Master of the Universe, after all, and this recess(depress)ion hasn’t touched you to any great degree. Sure, you have to shoulder your way through more homeless people these days, and damn if there aren’t a lot more potholes to tax the undercarriage of your Audi R8 GT, but your money is making money at a fantastic rate, and paying taxes is for other people; I mean, come on, your accountant bursts out laughing whenever he hears the words “capital gains tax,” so your egregious sense of entitlement is entirely understandable.

Now is the time to bone up on your coping skills, because three weeks is nothing. The people camped out on Wall Street are not leaving unless and until they are cleared out by force. They look all kinds of silly in their outfits, and some of their statements don’t make a whole lot of sense to people like you, but they have put down roots, and you better get used to them. I’m sure the whole phenomenon is quite perplexing to you – really, why don’t they just go home? Don’t these people have jobs? I hate to be the Irony Police, but that’s pretty much the whole point. They can’t, and they don’t. Have homes and jobs, I mean. There was a guy out there a few days ago holding a sign in front of a mortgage-lending institution that read “These People Took My Parent’s Home.”

There are all sorts of people walking around Wall Street yelling their lungs out at you because, well, they really would like the opportunity to find gainful employment, as well as a future, but that nifty shell game you and yours pulled off (on our dime) wound up immolating the economy of the common man/woman, and so the common man/woman has decided – in lieu of anything else better to do – to spend their you-created idle hours on your doorstep. Let’s face it: the mess outside your office is your doing. You and your friends bought this democracy wholesale – ah, yes, the irony of freedom is found in the way you were able to corrupt so many legislators with your money, always legally, because the legislators you bought are the ones writing the laws covering political contributions, and thus the wheel of corruption turns and turns – and now you want this democracy to do your bidding after the bill for your excess and fathomless greed has come due.

You are always taken care of – see the Citizens United decision, which unleashed you in a way not seen since the dregs of the Roman empire – but, still, there are those pesky protesters, exercising their freedom of expression in order to expose you for the brigands that you are.

They’re staying put, with many more on the way – to New York as well as every major city from sea to shining sea – and none of them are going anywhere else until people like you are taken from your citadels in handcuffs and made to pay for the ongoing rape of what was once quaintly called the American Dream…a dream that used to be something other than a dated metaphor, and can be something true and real and genuine once again, but only after we pave you under, and walk over you, on our way to a better, brighter future.

Blikskottel…cannot wait for the bitch$%^$, sorry banksters to get their long weekend.

Proffie, student and BBEE

November 2, 2011 in Sonder kategorie

For those non-South Africans( and South Africans) out there “BEE” stands for Black Economic Empowerment i.e. favouring Black people in the job market.


Shortly after class, an economics student approaches his economics professor and says, “I don’t understand the point of BEE. “Can you explain it to me?” The professor replied, “I don’t have any time to explain it at my office, but if you come over to my house on Saturday and help me with my weekend project, I’ll be glad to explain it to you.” The student agreed.


At the agreed-upon time, the student showed up at the professor’s house. The professor stated that the weekend project involved his backyard pool. They both went out back to the pool, and the professor handed the student a bucket. Demonstrating with his own bucket, the professor said, “First, go over to the deep end, and fill your bucket with as much water as you can.” The student did as he was instructed. The professor then continued, “Follow me over to the shallow end, and then dump all the water from your bucket into it.” The student was naturally confused, but did as he was told. The professor then explained they were going to do this many more times, and began walking back to the deep end of the pool. The confused student asked, “Excuse me, but why are we doing this?” The professor matter-of-factly stated that he was trying to make the shallow end much deeper.


The student didn’t think the economics professor was serious, but figured that he would find out the real story soon enough. However, after the 6th trip between the shallow end and the deep end, the student began to become worried that his economics professor had gone mad. The student finally blurted out, “All we’re doing is wasting valuable time and effort on unproductive pursuits. Even worse, when this process is all over, everything will be at the same level it was before, so all you’ll really have accomplished is the destruction of what could have been truly productive action!”


The professor put down his bucket and replied with a smile, “Congratulations. You now understand BEE.”


Blikskottel….knows that this was not an ANC proffie!