Jy blaai in die argief vir 2011 September.

On women over 40

September 8, 2011 in Sonder kategorie

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, ‘What are you thinking?’

She doesn’t care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it’s usually more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest.

They’ll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. ;You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons, unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, ‘Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?’, here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Blikskottel..loves his woman of over 40!

Thinly veiled theft

September 7, 2011 in Sonder kategorie

 During an inflationary phase, such as we are in at present, the “value” of property “increases” rather rapidly and therefore it is

 almost impossible not to have an “increase” by the time one sells such property. And thus “capital gains tax” becomes an easy way to keep the trough full for those who have their snouts in it all the time. 

 

Of course the powers behind this further erosion of our liberties, know full well that government-caused and bank-caused inflationwill contribute the most to such increase in “value”. In other words, while our currency rapidly depreciates in value the numbersget bigger, and therefore there is an apparent increase in value. What it really means, is that our property value essentiallyremains at the same level but the number of rands it takes to replace it, goes up. And the reason for this is that the banks create too much money (including credit) at times which causes inflation. (At other times the banks can as easily decrease the amount ofmoney [and credit] in circulation causing deflation.) 

As will have become clear by now to any reader, Income Tax and Expenditure Tax are two methods of state-sanctioned theft of the labour of ordinary citizens. They are basically the same thing. While Income Tax grabs a part of your earnings from yourlabour and risk-taking when you first earn it, Expenditure Tax grabs a further portion when you spend what is left. Even if you putyour money away for extended periods, it will be taxed by way of Expenditure Tax at some stage or another when it is finallyspent. Now tell me how this motivates people to save…this regime must be held responsible for the low savings rates of RSA’s people.

Blikskottel..knows the real reasons why poverty exists

Open letter to Trevor Manual

September 5, 2011 in Sonder kategorie

Dear Trevor

I have over the years noticed that for the most part you are the person in the ANC that makes most sense. Sure, you’ve said some things that I did not agree with, but fact is that all people sometimes say stupid or ideologically things. At least you have many times told the truth and made suggestions that was perfectly logical, even though most of your ANC buddies must have gotten the horries because of this.

My honest opinion is that the ANC is not the place for you. You simply do not fit their mould of corruption, racism and many other evils. A also think that you can never achieve the good that you wish to do for RSA’s people, while stuck in the ANC. They simply will or cannot allow someone like you to do what is right. The reasons for this is not many, but foremost it is that should you prevail, their money source will be cut off.

I thus urge you to take up the offer of the DA and do what is right, for yourself and for the masses. You will have no legacy in the ANC, perhaps also not in the DA, but at least you would not be further associated with thieves, corrupt party members and racists like Malema. I am also sure the DA will afford you the opportunity to do what is right and seek solutions that can actually work.

Please, for the sake of yourself and your own people, get out of the ANC and join the DA.

Blikskottel…knows that clinging to outdated ideas is pointless.

Walmart job applications..Juju style

September 4, 2011 in Sonder kategorie

Greetings form an overcast and for a change coolish Cabinda, an Angolan occupied territory.

Actual answers given to Walmart by n 75 year old job applicant

Name: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Old Basterd)

Sex: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or one that will at least co-operate)

Desired position: Company president or Vice president, more seriously whatever is available. If I was ina position to be picky, I would not be applying here in the first place.

Desired salary: $185000 a year plus stock options. If not possible make an offer and we can haggle.

Education: Yes

Last position held: Target for middle management hostility

Previous salary: A lot less than what I m worth.

Most notable achievement: My incredible collection of stolen pens

Reason for leaving: It sucked

Hours available to work: Any

Preferred hours: 1:30-3:30 pm, Mon, Tue and Thursdays.

Special skills: yes, all suited to much more intimate environments.

May we contact your current employer?: If I had one, would I be applying here?

Do you have any physical conditions that would prohibit you from lifting 50lb’s:…off what?

Do you have a car?: A more appropriate question would be if I have a car that runs.

Have you received and special recognition?: I may already be the winner of some Publishers sweepstakes, so they tell me.

Do you smoke?: On the job, no but at breaks, yes.

What would you like to be doing in 5 years time?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy and dumb sexy blond supermodel who thinks I am the best thing since sliced bread….Actually I would not mind that now.

Nearest relatives: 7Miles

Do you certify that the above is true and complete to the best of your knowledge: Oh yes, absolutely

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Now, Juju applying at Walmart:

Name: Julius (Juju) Malema

Sex: About 6 years ago..when the trust and all was created.

 Desired position: Eish, president at least

Desired salary: Any offers from R250000/month upwards

Education: Yes, graduated high school with G for woodwek.

Last position held: Yufleague president

Previous salary: R25000/month, njannies

Most notable achievement: Still being alive

Reason for leaving: I gotta to old for Yufleak

Hours available to work: Aftanoons

Preferred hours: 1:30-3:30 pm, Mondays and Tuesdays

Special skills: Yes, swearing at journalists.

May we contact your current employer?: I am not thinking that one is da good idea?

Do you have any physical conditions that would prohibit you from lifting 50lb’?: Yes, the union said to say my back is sore.

Do you have a car?: Own one, yes. I also have access to many others.

 Have you received and special recognition?: Yes, the media made me the most idiotic man in Africa and second most evil after Mugabe.

Do you smoke?: Some girls use to think so. Being smoking makes me be able to think about revolutionary ideas.

What would you like to be doing in 5 years time?: Hope to be alive or retire with a golden handshake.

Nearest relatives: Goggo next door, but DNA evidence is still not available.

Do you certify that the above is true and complete to the best of your knowledge: Oh yes, absolutely

 

Blikskottel…loves old people and hate stupidity

Official Springbok kit.

September 2, 2011 in Sonder kategorie

This morning, I saw the presenters of Morning Live on SABC were wearing official Springbok rugby jersies. My problem with this is that the Springbok emblem is now on the side of the sleeve, hidden away almost.

 

That freaken protea is on the front and for me that is a sign that the might, power and the prestige of the Springbok is basically relegated to a position of no value. Clearly this is a political decision and I am sure that the players, nor supporters are in favour of this. If the players do support it, I am sorry to say that they have lost my support and are traitors to their own sport and the history of the Bokke.

Blikskottel…hates politics in sport, hates that protea and hate what the new RSA has done to proud traditions.