10million jobs, no problem!!

Mei 27, 2011 in Sonder kategorie

From

A Grumpy –
 
 
Dear Mr. Zuma, Please find below our suggestion for fixing South Africa’s economy. Instead of giving billions of Rands to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.

You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:

There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force.
Pay them R10 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire.
Ten million job openings – unemployment fixed

2) They MUST buy a new car.
Ten million cars ordered – Car Industry fixed

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage –
Housing Crisis fixed

4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university –
Crime rate fixed

5) They MUST buy R1000 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week …..
and there’s your money back in duty/tax etc

6) Instead of stuffing around with the carbon emissions trading scheme that makes us pay for the major polluters, tell the greedy bastards to reduce their pollution emissions by 75% within 5 years or we shut them down.
It can’t get any easier than that!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances

If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.
If not, please disregard.
Grumpies of the World Unite
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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse or Parliament, is this –
You cannot post ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’, ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery’ and ‘Thou Shall Not Lie’ in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians….. It creates a hostile work environment.
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Also;
Think about this … If you don’t want to  offending someone —
YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

Blikskottel….It is time for us grumpy middle aged folk of South Africa to speak up

5 antwoorde op 10million jobs, no problem!!

  1. louisna het gesê op Mei 27, 2011

    Skerp

  2. A doctor from Israel says: “In Israel our medicine is so advanced, we cut off a man’s testicles, put them into another man and in 6 weeks he’s looking for work.”

    The German doctor comments: “That’s nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain from a person, put it into another person’s head and in 4 weeks he’s looking for work.”

    A Russian doctor says: “That’s nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person, put it into another person’s chest and in 2 weeks he’s looking for work.”

    The S.A. Doctor answers immediately: “That’s nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us. In South Africa, not so long ago, we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart and no balls. We made him President of South Africa and now – the entire country is looking for work!!”

  3. Blikskottel het gesê op Mei 28, 2011

    Die waarheid mak seer!

  4. Blikskottel het gesê op Mei 28, 2011

    Met grappighede, versag mens die waarheid se werklikhede.

  5. louisna het gesê op Mei 28, 2011

    Einste. Mooi dag.

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