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Februarie 18, 2011 in Sonder kategorie

Dames hoor tog asb:

Lae halse pas nie presies by klein tieties nie

 

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stywe broeke pas nie by dik boude en heupe nie….praat nie eers van stywe, wit broeke wat elke stukkie selluliet wys nie..

 

Tensy jy oppad is om deel te neem aan Jerry Springer se show waar kak kleredrag voorgeskryf word.

 

Blikskottel…..lag soms hardop, in winkel sentrums veral!

What is it with people and ears?

Februarie 16, 2011 in Sonder kategorie

What is it with people and ears?

Four armed robbers cut a 66-year-old man’s ear when he refused to give them the keys to the safe during a robbery at his lodge in Cullinan, Pretoria police say.

Johannesburg – A man is to appear in the Umzinto Magistrate’s Court for allegedly raping a nine-year-old girl and then biting off part of her ear when she screamed for help, KwaZulu-Natal police said on Tuesday.

Remember that one rugby player who bit his oponents ear?

Johannesburg – The South Gauteng High Court ordered the release on Friday of a Zimbabwean detained by immigration authorities because his ears didn’t look the same as in his passport photo, Lawyers for Human Rights said.

Oct 27, 2006 ‘They picked me up by the ears‘: News24: South Africa: News. “One does not realise how bad crime is until you become a victim,” she said

Apr 4, 2008 Alec “Big Ears” Irwin, the Pahad-Mbeki_Shaik alliance will never allow a crime busting unit to operate in their country.

last of all, ears are used by many cartoonists to make their point.

For example:

 

Blikskottel…..more importantly, knows how to use ears during passionate moments

I stopped this…

Februarie 15, 2011 in Sonder kategorie

Missing my loved ones is something that made me miserable

therefor

I have decided to only look forward to seeing them again and that makes me feel so much better.

 

Blikskottel…what a simple solution

Leaders past sellby dates

Februarie 12, 2011 in Sonder kategorie

So the dearest president of the masses of RSA,

yes he of STD 3 education, he who showers to prevent himself getting infected with AIDS, he of many wives and children, friend of convicted fraudster Shaik Shabir Shake(golfher extrodinaire, even while close to death), he who is under suspision on 96+ charges of corruption, he who is implicated in the Camp Quatro tortures,

reckons that old Hosni Mubarak from Egypt did the right thing to step down. What a freaken joke, considering that the smiling man never says a word about his compatriot to the north, Robert Mugabe, nor about that man that is the terror of Angola. Both these men have been in power way over their sellby date, so why does Zuma not challenge them?

The answer is simple: Diamonds and riches from both countries are at stake and as far as I hear from Angolans, the Zuma family has their hands in the pie. Can I prove it? No, but after several years of hearing this story from just about every Angolan I work with, I cannot ignore it.

 

As for the Zim diamonds, I am sure old Mugaab is not above giving the porra salute the ANC (Party and cronies) to keep their attentions on a positive note.

Blikskottel…how did we ever land up with ANC and Zuma at the helm?

Someone should be shot.

Februarie 5, 2011 in Sonder kategorie

I heard a commentator say that someone should,be shot if a try was not scored during a particular rugby match.

Well, I  forwarded several names for receiving this honour.

Juliarse Malema topped my list.

Blikskottel…what an opportunity.

Healthcare costs

Februarie 4, 2011 in Sonder kategorie

Sometimes it amazes me again how idiotic this ANC regime cronies are:

The minister of health shits all over the show with complaints over high prices charged by private hospitals, doctors etc and yes, these are way to high…

BUT and this is one huge BUT (including the minister who is the biggest BUTT in this case)

It is the dearest minister’s party and policies who created the potential and space for private medical services. Did they really think that there would be no businessmen willing to fill the vacuum of shitty services and corruption, caused by the ANC in this regard?

Perhaps the minister should get of his high horse and face facts.

The problem’s root lies squarely with the ANC and it’s outdated commie ideologies…

 and

the people of the country should realize that the only way it will get fixed is by getting rid of the ANC.

Blikskottel….how difficult is this to comprehend??