Dear piepils

Mei 21, 2010 in Sonder kategorie

Dear piepils of blogville and Souf Africa

Can you fiel it? It is here! De World Cup, of course. And all de naais tourists. So, please forget about your own problems for once, and let’s make de World Cup one to remember. Do not worry that you not haf jobs. Do not worry that your children screams of hunger or dat your babies are dying in our state hospitals. Take your last money and get some gees! Go to your nearest soccer village and watch de games.

No money for beer and soccer village? No problem. Maybe do a little redistribution of wealth by means of the tourists. Dey will be easy to spot. Just listen for the accent. If it is not Afrikaans or kugel or joburg or Capey, it may be tourist. For heaven’s sake – give your own piepil a break for de next six weeks! After dat we can carry on with de murder and mayhem and hijackings and baby bashings and taxi-overloading. But if you already haf something planned, like a strike or resting on your spade next to de unfinished roads, ignore de message. All we want is for everybody in the country to have a good time.

Yours in denial

De Big Chief of de R of SA 

(Sorry, the gees is not with me yet.)

6 antwoorde op Dear piepils

  1. ZeDon het gesê op Mei 21, 2010

    LOL!

  2. Can I give you some?

  3. Thanks Voted! Will try and absorb some.

  4. Vir die koningshuis van Oranje?

  5. Kan mens hulle rerig kwalik neem? Ek dink nie so nie.

  6. brian.s.smit het gesê op Mei 22, 2010

    pragtag….dais gees…soos my derde stel spieel sokkies !

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