Really funny: VASECTOMY, the Benoni way

Februarie 24, 2010 in Sonder kategorie

(And it also works for Vereeniging, Vanderbijlpark, Springs, Bronkhorstspruit, Primrose, Eastgate, Carltonville, Orkney, Randfontein, Brits, Boksburg, Veldrif. AND BEFORE YOU SHOOT ME: I technically live in two of the most *UHMMM* notoriously *AHEM* “less posh” areas in Gauteng. Alberton is (for some) East Rand, and for others the beginning of the deep south of Joburg, where the Lebs and other gangsters live. As for me? I like Alberton, but you do get some WEIRD people here…)

(Said with tongue firmly in cheek)

After having their 11th child, a Brakpan couple decided that was enough.
So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn’t want to have anymore children…

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy but that it was expensive.  (For people staying in Brakpan, paying more than R50 for anything other than booze, car accessories or a sound system, is expensive).

A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Brakpan), light it, put it in a beer can,then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10!  The man said: “Aag, yinne,  I maait not be de cleverest oke in the wurlt,  but I dussin see how putting a cherrie borm in a beer can, next to my ear, is going to help me.”

“Trust me,” said the doctor…

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb, and put it in a beer can.   He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
“Wun, twooo, freee, forrr, faaaiife,” at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand…

8 antwoorde op Really funny: VASECTOMY, the Benoni way

  1. Very funny Tannemys. No more kids for them!

  2. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Nutter!

    I two kan like alberton.

  3. rbh het gesê op Februarie 24, 2010

    LMAO!

  4. Hahahaha!!! I live in Benoni by the way.

  5. Teehee, the doctor sure understood his patient.

  6. What is wrong wif dat?

  7. inadk het gesê op Februarie 25, 2010

    . . toe vra sy pêl van Orkney ‘Het dit gewerk’ . .

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