Life’s tough for stoopid people (for Witch Twin)

November 26, 2009 in Sonder kategorie

WitchTwin tells in a post about the stupid “eejit” she has to work with. I received the following post today from a friend – a brilliant lesson for all eejits (and the rest of us…)

First-year students at Texas A&M’s vet school
 were attending their 
first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.

 They all gathered around the surgery table with the
 body covered with 
a white sheet. The professor started the class by
 telling them, “In 
Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two
 important qualities 
as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by
 anything 
involving the animal body.”
 
For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet,
 stuck his finger 
in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his
 finger in his 
mouth.
 
“Go ahead and do the same thing,” he told
 his students.
 
The students freaked out, hesitated for several
 minutes, but 
eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of
 the dead cow 
and sucking on it.
 
When everyone finished, the professor looked at them
 and said, “The 
second most important quality is observation. I stuck
 in my middle 
finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay
 attention. 
Life’s tough, but it’s even tougher if
 you’re stupid.”
 
 

7 antwoorde op Life’s tough for stoopid people (for Witch Twin)

  1. Hoy, shame and how often do we finger it!

  2. Yikes!

  3. The dim-looking guy applies for a job as salesman
    To het him off their backs they give him a suitcase full of toothbrushes to go and sell
    That evening he is back, having sold all the toothbrushes. They are amazed.
    Next day, the same thing. And the next. And so on
    So they decide to follow him and check his technique. They follow him to the entrance of the subway at a busy station. He sets up a table with a couple of bowls containing a sauce, some biscuits and a board which offers free samples
    A passenger approaches, takes a biscuit, dips it in the bowl and takes a bite – “Yuck! Tastes like #%&* “

    Wanna buy a toothbrush?

  4. Ughhh, Lodewyk!!! Dis erger as my post!

  5. I think more people than just these Vets do that on a daily basis, because I often hear people talking s#!T, must still be the taste in their mouth thats’s talking……

  6. Ja, hulle kort een van die slimdom rep se tandeborsels!

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