Old joke with new lines, but still funny!

Februarie 9, 2008 in Sonder kategorie

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the Ben Schoeman Highway

Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls
down his window and asks, : “What’s going on?”

“Terrorists have kidnapped Mbeki, that guy from Eskom, 
Dr Manto and Mugabe . They’re asking for a R310 million ransom, otherwise they’re going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We’re going from car to car, taking up a collection.”

The driver asks, : “How much is everyone giving, on average?”

“About a litre,” came the answer.

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