The REAL story about the princess and the frog… Very funny!

Januarie 23, 2008 in Sonder kategorie


Got this from friend Ellie this morning. Very funny!

This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little:


Once upon a time, in a land far, far, away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat. She was contemplating ecological issues while sitting on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess’ lap
and said: “Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.  One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back i
nto the dapper, young prince that I am.”
 
“And then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle – with my mother – where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.”

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauted frog legs, seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: “I don’t f *ckin think so!”

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