Children’s views on angels… Very funny!

Januarie 15, 2008 in Sonder kategorie

 Got this in my daily e-mail from Keith Overturf Ministries.

CHILDREN’S VIEWS ON ANGELS

“It’s not easy to become an angel! First, you die.. Then you go to heaven, then there’s still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes.” –Matthew, 9

“I only know the names of two angels: Hark and Harold.” –Gregory, 5

“Everybody’s got it all wrong. Angels don’t wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists know all about it now.”  –Olive, 9

“Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else.” –Mitchell, 7

“My guardian angel helps me with math, but he’s not much good for science.” –Henry, 8

“Angels don’t eat, but they drink milk from holy cows.” –Scooter , 6

“Angels talk all the way while they’re flying you up to heaven. The basic message is where you went wrong before you got dead.” –Daniel, 7

“When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten, and when he lets out his breath, somewhere there’s a tornado.” –Regan, 5

“Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your window and leaves money under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go north for the winter. –Sara, 6

“Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who’s a very good carpenter.” –Jared , 8

“All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn’t go for it.” –Antonia, 9

“Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets. And if they don’t make the animals get better, they help the kid get over it.” –Vicki, 8

“What I don’t get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they shoot arrows at them.” –Sarah, 7

(With thanks to Marty Zuniga)

3 antwoorde op Children’s views on angels… Very funny!

  1. Let’s ask them a few other important questions and wait for the wisdom that comes from their answers! Ahh the true beauty of innosence.
    En wie ookal ‘n kind leed aandoen moet weet hy/sy gaan rekenskap gee.

  2. AnsK het gesê op Januarie 15, 2008

    Adorable! Ek hou vernaamlik van die enetjie van die engele in die cloud houses… kan dit so visualiseer. Lekker gelag vir die angel wat nie Science kan doen nie! (Ek het so een gehad…)
    Kom kyk asseblief na my liefie Caspurrr, my kantoorkat se cute foto, sal jy?

  3. pilgrim het gesê op Januarie 21, 2008

    Hahahahaha, briljant!

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